Két anyuka beszélget:
- Te, milyen jól brékel a fiad.
- Á, nem brékel, csak a tolószékét keresi…
- 2 roma véletlenül kizuhan a 10 emeletről, melyik ér le előbb?
- ?
- Nem mindegy?
- Miért szomorú a szerb lány?
- Mert nem szabad bosznia!
One golfer tells another: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!” the other replies, “GREAT trade!”
Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
Két orosz, egy csecsen.
An Englishman, Scotsman and a Pakistani go to the barbershop
Englishman: “Give me a telly”
Barber: A Telly, sir?”
Englishman: Telly Savalas, bald, chop the lot off”
Barber: “OK sir, that will be £3
Scotsman: “I’ll have a Telly too, please.
Barber: “Very well sir, that will be £3 please
Pakistani: “I too, will have a Telly, please.
Barber: “Right you are sir, that will be £9 please
Pakistani: “£9 but they only paid £3
Barber: “Yes sir, but yours is a colour telly
Englishman: “I’ve got 10 kids, one more and I’ll have a football team”
American: “I’ve got 15 kids, one more and I’ll have an American football team”
Arab: “I’ve got 17 wives, one more and I’ll have a golf course”
David Cameron today announced that they are changing our Union Flag to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A Condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
klasszikus, új formában
(Source: budapestinflames, via deadmanride)