diannefeinsteinvevo:
- Anya kimehetek az eurovíziós dalfesztiválra?
- De hát nem is tudsz énekelni fiam!
- Tudom anya, sapka-sál!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse?
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her guide dog.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Well, my dad was Welsh. My mom was Hungarian…
A woman bets a man she can give him a blowjob and sing the the national anthem perfectly at the same time.
candycoats:
The man agrees and they go back to her place. She turns off all the lights and tells the man to close his eyes. He does so and unzips his pants. The woman then takes out her glass eye.
What’s the difference between a black man and HIV?
HIV stays with the kids once they’re born.
Why is the pope now on twitter?
kidt82:
Because twitter is six years old!
